Windows 7

Windows Vista with Service Pack 2

Joe: Dude, I just bought Windows 7 today!!! It's sooooo much better than Vista!!

Jim: Man, you could have just downloaded Service Pack 2 for Vista. It's pretty much the same thing!

Joe: *sobs*

by withcheese March 17, 2009

Windows 7

Pretty much Microsoft's only operating system Mac users condone.

Windows 7 finds a spot of adequacy among Mac users.

by unemployedninja January 1, 2010

Windows

The worst operating system in the world, that steals most of it's ideas from Mac OS X. Windows does not work, crashes, freezes, and just plain sucks dick.

Jay: Hey I bought Windows Vista today.
Matt: HAHAHA, Funniest joke I've heard all week!

by Drake Shipway December 24, 2008

windows

A graphical user interface using the mouse as well as keyboard for common user tasks.

X-Windows, which is compatible with Macintosh, BSD, Linux, Solaris, and other Operating Systems.
Also, Microsoft Windows, which is not compatable with anything, not even other versions of itself.

by changa February 22, 2005

windows shopper

One who enjoys online shopping, they don't even need to use windows. See Windows Shopping

She was a windows shopper so no one ever saw her at the mall.

by Mewchu11 April 12, 2004

Windows XP

XTREMELY PISS...
Does to much and works little.

The stupid cunt down the road installed extremely piss into his car's computer and it makes him answer a questionaire before turning... then decides the other way would be better anyway.

by Rican January 25, 2004

Windows XP

A highly fake new version of Windows which looks like a cross between a 'dead' and a 'duh' emoticon. Windows XP attempted to be pretty, but actually wasn't, as in the start button appeared curved, but the active area is a rectangle. This is one of Microsoft's more stable OS's, but any normal person sticks it into Classic Mode anyway to get rid of that humungous start menu. Microsoft also changed the size of the icons randomly, making all icons not designed for XP look pixellated and crappy. XP takes up a stupidly high amount of resources and disc space, and "requires" a Pentium 3 processor or higher. Windows XP is essentially worthless without buying several other products. Windows XP changed the scrollbar into something visually intrusive and flashy, which is a shame.

A good feature of Windows XP is the translucent drag-select, rather than the dotted line of previous versions. Windows XP is a popular entry in UrbanDictionary.com.

Noob 1: Whoa, Windows XP is curvy, it must be teh r0x0rs!

{Installs Windows}

Noob 1: Wtf, my Windows doesn't do anything except Notepad and Paint.

by Mucleus August 13, 2005