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wicker

A Lesbian. ( coarse slang , derrogitary connotation.)
Stop staring at me you blasted wicker !
by §k¥©LåD March 15, 2003
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wanker

Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.
Tony Blair? Fucking gutless, worthless, complete and utter WANKER!!
by titwanker April 10, 2003
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Wankerisims

When one is stupid in what is being said, they are full of wankerisims.
That idiot is full of wankerisims, he is a right wanker.
by Stephen Mangan September 15, 2003
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wankerface

One who has the face of a wanker.
Look at that wankerfaced little prat. I'll fuck him in the arse i will.
by Stuffman May 13, 2005
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wankerdom

A sense of futility, a place to consign the grey masses you encounter who rob you of time, your life.
Could be an intense vocation, but given the chemicals exuded some light aromatic compounds and toiletries ought to be provided.
Would make a really entertaining Olympic medal, in a private sort of way.
Sorry that was wankish or is it wankerish?
Looking back on the amount of possible recorded telephone calls that some company maybe did to help improve their service, once my eardrums had been re-calibrated due to the volume of the piped phone music and after my third attempt to press the most suitable options availble, all of which were crap, sorry unsuitable, I decided that either I had been or they should be condemned to wankerdom.
by antonilegrand December 28, 2005
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wickershams

The mischievious monkeys in the play Seussical.
The wickershams stole Horton's clover.
by CFuck January 24, 2008
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Wickerwroller

The mood in which you have the unstopping temptation to put a small item in a candle (such as: paperclips, goldfish, waffles, chocolate, hair, etc.) to see what would happen. Dancing in a flame.
Jimmy, after a long day of looking at a candle, decided to relieve his wickerwroller and put his candy cane in the flame.

He was wickerwrolling when he knew that waffles were banned from America.
by Filming EJ April 5, 2011
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