red wine mistakes mythology

Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.

(Hawaiian Singer)

Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson

by Crazy_Senpai February 28, 2021

the wine pony

Known also as a Leonie, this pony is. Very serious about words but as soon as the pony lets out the definition the pony forgets what it has said.

Person A"The one and only, the wine pony has arrived."

Person B" hide the wine before it's all gone"

by Jacobs creek August 24, 2017

Unwilling Wine Stein

The Unwilling Wine Stein is a "wine" of choice, unknowingly spiked with quaaludes and served in a beer stein to conceal the impurities.

Typically served at frat parties but has gained popularity in the Hollywood rape culture

Aptly named after Hollywood producer, Harvey Weinstein.

I went to a Hollywood party last weekend, drinking wine from a beer stein... next thing you know, some fat guy is yanking out my tampon and eating my pussy.

I think I drank the Unwilling Wine Stein

by 1MD October 31, 2017

Georgia wine tasting

The tasting of wine off the surface of a scrotum.

Hey we’re gonna do wine tasting but we’re gonna do Georgia wine Tasting so everybody get on your knees and get ready to lick this wine off my nuts

by Troll me and wine April 24, 2021

wine muncher

A man that only eats ( sucks off/ blows) dick

Jim: Do you think bobs gay
Timmy: Nahh
Jim: hes a wine muncher
Bob: *shlurp*

by WatchMeWhipNowWatchMeNaeNae May 6, 2015

Wines

An action that where someone will eat anyones ass then absolutely pulverize it until it is inside out.

That retard just pull a wines on that man, poor guy.

by ~Oodle.odubs~ April 26, 2020

wine window

The open space of time when drinking wine where you feel really good and flirty for having sexy time... then the wine window closes, and you only feel like sleeping

I felt awesome, so buzzed and horny! The wine window was definitely open! But he was playing xbox for too long, so it closed.

by spymax November 29, 2010