Texas Window

A sexual procedure in which one partner lies down and stretches saran wrap across their face, whilst the other partner proceeds to poo on said saran wrap.

I just gave that bitch a texas window

by kegers July 21, 2004

put the panties on the window

Roll up the window.

It's cold! Put the panties on the window!

by ILUV2B4N March 29, 2010

for crying out the upstairs window

Exclamation used by the elderly to express urgency, annoyance, anger, etc...

see for pete's sake
modern translation: for fuck's sake

For crying out the upstairs window, I haven't paid $40 for a handjob since the great depression!

by kdhoffma September 1, 2008

Russian Window

While your doing a girl from behind you pull out quickly and have a friend come and take over duties without her knowing. While he is doing her you go outside and wave to her through the window.

Livi Crocicchia was suprised when she look up and saw Matt waving at her through the window and noticed Tanner Marvel was doing her from behind.
and Livi said "I thought the dick felt smaller"
As he laughed and told his friends of how he Russian Windowed his ex-girlfriend Livi Crocicchia
Livi is now single and Matt is still banging like a champ.

by Aspen Scharff April 26, 2010

bitch window

a slang term referring to your female best friend for life

Girl, you are my bitch window!

Katie: Hey Trish
Tricia: What up Bitch Window

by Tball October 9, 2007

Friend Window

A point in time,during dating where the two become just friends.It's not planned,just happens over time,when the two become to comfortable.

Stacy:All Brad and i do is cuddle,i don't think i really like him.
Kelly:Maybe you hit the friend window?
Stacy:yea all we do is hangout.....

by K-Sea December 11, 2006

The window

Right before you break up with your gf, you have sex with her one last time, doggystyle, in front of a window. Make sure she's looking out the window. You pull out momentarily and get a friend to take your place. You then walk outside where she's looking out the window and wave to her.

Haha, I gave my bitch the window!

by primox April 11, 2005