by decembeard December 10, 2012
Get the wank paddockmug. Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.
by Jascebalon July 9, 2016
Get the Shank and Wankmug. masturbating with a flaccid penis
by Ryem May 2, 2016
Get the flop wankmug. The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.
Margaret: What did you get up to last night?
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
by slapyourstick October 14, 2011
Get the Dangerous wankmug. when a women plays withe her boobs by wiggling them around until the nipples harden sometimes resulting in a orgasm
Tracey: what yo been doing tonight
Miley: im so lonely i did a boob wank and had a orgasm
tracey: ok
Miley: im so lonely i did a boob wank and had a orgasm
tracey: ok
by llama da man July 23, 2014
Get the boob wankmug. Getting oneself off after an extensive no nut period whereby one’s swimmers have been harshly imprisoned in the man sack. The liberation wank is vigorous cock spank that releases a load of roping jizz of biblical proportion.
After no nut November, I’m looking forward to liberation wank. It will be borderline physical self abuse.
My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
Get the Liberation Wankmug. A passive wank or passivewank (verb) is the action of masturbating whilst also partaking in a specifically intellectual activity, so much so that the act of masturbating becomes an afterthought
by spoons2424 January 12, 2017
Get the passive wankmug.