either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2014

Dudley Do Wrong

When you gag your girl during a blow job and hold her head down while you wrip a fart.

Joe gave Francis a Dudley Do Wrong.

by The REAL Awful Knawful August 4, 2018

wrong-on

A shameful erection.

He was looking at his sister in her bathing suit and got a wrong-on.

by Tim Grocutt. August 20, 2021

Met Air Wrong

The precise Irish National Meteorological Service

According to Met Air Wrong It will be very sunny unless it rains

by Neady June 3, 2022

That's why it's wrong

What I did was harmless explicitly because there is nothing I could do for those women. You don't actually intend to teach me anything. If that's the case you're just as bad as I am. But that isn't why you are doing this.

A retard "That's why it's wrong."

Hym "You don't care. Every time I masterbate I'm fantasizing about raping one of you. How's that? Do that make you feel better? You fuck."

by Hym Iam November 9, 2024

Wrongs

Doing something good doesn't make something bad you did go away. There is no righting wrongs or turning horrors into fairy tales. The one chance you have to right a wrong is when you have the choice to do the wrong, or not do the wrong. If you fuck up, you fucked up, and it comes with consequences, it's as simple as that. There is no erasing one history and replacing it with something that seems to make everybody smile because that isn't reality. The reality is, there are things humans have fucked up at in this country for a long time. One of them was that until yesterday, there had never been a female holding an office as a head of state or a vice head of state. A female getting elected to that position didn't right a wrong, the wrong remains, and the choices will also remain in the future. Racism is also like that, it doesn't get better or go away with time, it has to be worked on otherwise nothing gets done.

Spending a lot of time trying to right wrongs takes time away from things you can take your time on and not fuck up from here, since trying to right wrongs gets nothing done. If you have time to live your life ashamed of every wrong thing you had ever done, you can live your life ashamed, but you're still going to have a lot of shit to do at some point, and there's less and less time to get it done with every day that passes.

by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021

wrong syndrome

When there is multiple layers of proof in an argument against someone and they still refuse the fact that they are wrong.

"You are wrong because you said this in this clip" "NO I am not" "stop having wrong syndrome"

by TAC0CATS June 11, 2022