My husband love's his shower wife.
by red daisy January 14, 2006
Jim: My wife is so boring, I want a divorce.
Mike: Don't divorce her, that would cost too much, just get a rug wife.
Mike: Don't divorce her, that would cost too much, just get a rug wife.
by Netflixandill March 18, 2017
by 𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑢 May 31, 2021
She is a very nice person✨ And she ate her dad ashes🥶👹 and lit her cousin on fire 🥶✨ as she told me but I guess she likes anime and kpop. She is a good Bestay😰🥳🙄
hanako_kuns...wife
by htpps...yoongi December 28, 2020
(1) the perfect woman, possibly your true soul mate in life, the woman you've dreamed about and even one that you may have had a temporary relationship with but unfortunately you know you'll "never" marry. (2) A woman that fits (1) that you still have contact with , verbally , emotionally electronically, and that will be at your side and supportive but you still "never" marry. (3) A woman that knows how to support your "manhood" without physical contact, and still being the best friend possible.
Susanne, is the best woman that understands me and "gets me" , to bad well never marry, she's my "Never Wife"
by chattkevrec November 21, 2016
Similar to being a God Parent. In the event your spouse dies of natural or unnatural causes you have a back up wife to fill the void left by the passing of your wife.
by canyoupleasesayplease August 21, 2018
by littletoad November 02, 2020