wicked yank

a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out

"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024

Wick Dick

a big dick that looks like a huge wick(the hairstyle)

Damn rob, you wick dicking in them sweats

by throbertt November 17, 2025

I’m gonna John Wick your ass

We’re going to poundtown

I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...

by DommiTheCommi December 8, 2020

Light my wick

Impress me. Excite me. Fill me with enthusiasm.

To see you standing on one leg, drinking a glass of beer while reciting a Shakespearian sonnet, doesn't exactly Light my wick.

by Skumpy December 7, 2015

Lit the wick of war

When you are about to get ass kicked in war.

Kim Jong Un: Yo General, I need 3some before war, dotard has lit the wick of war.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.

by Muhammad John October 12, 2017

Wicked sniffle

To tickle someone's nose with a feather whilst another person shoves an object up their ass

You should have gone to the party last night, we gave bart a wicked sniffle.

by sigmashitong July 18, 2025

black wick

The act of pouring melting wax in the butthole of one's partner, while said partner spreads each cheek.

Hey man, has your girl ever given you a black wick

by @OrtizChris December 3, 2016