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what color is an orange

ted you bonehead, the color is the same as it’s name.
just like a lemon.
by Aushdj August 18, 2022
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thats what me said

A phrase used when someone says something which is accidentally related to a sexual act. It is similar to "thats what she said" or "thats what he said", but u can use from your own perspective.
Guy1: LET ME IN!!
Guy2: hahah, Thats what me said!

Guy1: Hey u comin to JnB tonight
Guy2: Nahh i gotta do some drilling bak at work
Guy1: hah, thats what me said!
by JnB-Sober January 27, 2012
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wondering what to wear

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.
*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."
by fish_dicks March 1, 2023
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That's what I told my first wife.

Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.
Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."

Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."

Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."

Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."

Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
by JoeliusC September 28, 2012
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Freddy fazbear what happened???

SQUID GAMES!!!!!!!!
Gregory: freddy fazbear what happened???
Freddy fazbear: SQUID GAMES!!!
by cocogoat_drinker March 13, 2022
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this is used in text memes and picture memes, often use when someone states something gross or random
"dick cheese"
"do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created"
by ruvik August 7, 2017
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what the problem is

What is the matter?; Do we have a problem here?; Made famous by Martin Lawrence
Jermaine already paid you you're money, so what the problem is?
by Stainz June 25, 2004
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