Wacktus

When something is sufficiently wack that it demands an extra syllable to be adequately described.

"Holy fucking shit, did you see that!? That was wacktus."

by goughwhitlam May 21, 2015

Wacky Weenie Wednesday

The weeks most depressing day that can only be made better with a midweek fuck/blow.

It's Wacky Weenie Wednesday!
It's time to have some fun!
It's Wacky Weenie Wednesday!
You can only use your tongue!

by _Aloha_Snackbar_ May 9, 2016

Wackadaisical

Lacking enthusiasm and determination in such a way that leads to truly worthless, rubbish results

There's incompetent, and there's lazy, but this load of nonsense is truly fucking wackadaisical. Your inability to muster more than a single productive fuck has literally rendered everything you've been involved with into a heaping pile of shit.

by 0diction June 3, 2016

wackiana

dumbass bitch who named her instagram acc wackiana, her name is elora and she is from the alphabet rainbow mafia

“hey wackiana” “hey bitch”

by wackiana June 30, 2021

Wacky Jacqui

Contrary to popular belief and despite what the name may suggest, there is nothing wacky about a Wacky Jacqui. It is a misnomer. If you’re lucky enough to happen upon a Wacky Jacqui in the wild, you’ve struck gold - don’t let her go. That being said, she’ll probably find you in the wild, she thrives off making the best conversation and collecting strays. She’s an amazing human, caring, empathetic, down to earth, intelligent, a magic making power-house and of course absolutely beautiful (inside and out). Not great at goodbyes but we forgive her for that because she makes each journey with her one to remember.

*Frederico and Eugene drinking Kale smoothies at the morning Farmers’ market*

Frederico: Happened upon a Wacky Jacqui last night. I think we’re besties now.

Eugene: I thought I was your bestie!?

Frederico: You’re okay, but let’s be honest you’re no Wacky Jacqui.

Eugene: … that’s fair

by Scorpian King April 26, 2022

wackwasian nicnaker

A slur used to call someone who is black white and asian

Christian is a wackwasian nicnaker

by Anthomon April 27, 2022

Wacky Wayne

A surprisingly eccentric fellow, not necessarily in a negative way, who can randomly interject grandiosity to into actions and gestures that seem fairly disproportionate to his overall general appearance.

Chuckford: "Here comes that guy who looks like Johnny Depp from 21 Jump Street."

Rastafarian Billy: "Did he just stop in the middle of the hall and do the Moonwalk?"

Chuckford: "He's a cool dude, but damn, what a Wacky Wayne, man."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022