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valley commando

Typical Welsh Valley Steroid user. Usually from deep in the valleys, can be seen trotting around wearing army "commando" style trousers. Red faced and built like a house, and posessing as much intelligence as one. Can be seen down heavy lifting gyms most days and nights, benchpressing 500+ kilo's. Usually hang around in groups and love students / generally English people to come into their Newport shithole club so they can fuck them up.

Generally, another great reason why to Nuke the valleys now their 1 main purpose has gone, supplying cheap labour to the English.
Shit, you see that valley commando tit smash that English guys head in, fuck hes got mates too.
by prof.reg.fritter. October 20, 2007
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Central Valley Chick

A girl from California, that resides in the Central Valley (Anywhere from Sacramento to Bakersfield), highly concentrated in Merced County. Characterized by her overly teased 1980's hairdo, ripped jeans, cheap jewelry, ghetto flat boots, heavy eyeliner, and tacky squared acrylic nails embellished with everything from rhinestones to Hello Kitty figurines. Will carry something with an animal print, usually the phone cover or purse. She is loud and makes an attempt to be the life of the party. Not a smart girl. Most attend Beauty school or some kind of for-profit "College" like Kaplan, Heald, University of the Phoenix, etc.
(It is not a compliment to be a Central Valley Chick)
*Note: Not all girls from the Valley fit the description above
"I am not going to tease my hair, I do not want to look like a Central Valley Chick!"

"Girl that outfit makes you look like a Central Valley Chick, loose the ripped jeans!"
by TheOtherGuy24 August 20, 2011
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Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!
What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.
by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010
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Loudoun Valley

One of the top athletic schools in the state, as well as having many of the richest kids in the area. Valley is superior to all the other district schools because of their top sports, top girls, and top money.

Valley kids are considered a big deal. And are NOT to be confused with Loudoun County.
kid: "where do you go?"
valley kid: "loudoun VALLEY."
kid: "you must be a big deal."
by hairdresser April 17, 2009
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carmel valley

The place where all the valley kooks live. All of the Douch bag jocks go surfing in del mar and trash the beach. And the home of the sophmores that say the word "FUCK" all the time.
sophmore1: yo man Lets go to the fucking highlands in carmel valley
sophmore2: no fucking way man, there are to many fucking fuck freshman there
sophmore1: Fine, then I'll go to my fuck home and watch fucking porn with my fuck girlfriend
by none of you buis April 10, 2008
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mill valley

A town in Marin County just north of the Golden Gate Bridge. The home of well-off whole foods shoppers and shit faced teenagers who think they're ghetto.
Typical Mill Valley Teenager:"Yeah, like dude, I got hella wasted last nightttt, and then I went to the best buy in marin city.. I'm so bad ass."

A normal person in Marin: "dude just shut up."
by Feely7 December 28, 2010
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Sun Valley

The most amazing place in the San Fernando Valley. It is located between and around Burbank and Sunland/Tujunga, California. It has Village Christian Schools (K-12), Stallion Market, various Gas Stations, and Fast Food. It is located near the Burbank Media Center and Glendale Galleria. It it one of the few cities in the area that have horse property and is located around expensive neighborhoods while the area is not necessarily the most expensive or...clean. Most Sun Valley residents also overlap into the Shadow Hills community or in the Estates.
Kid 1: "Hey...you live in Sun Valley?"

Kid 2: "Ya, I live off Stonehurst"

Kid 1: "Cool, I live off of Clybourn"

Kid 2: "Awesome!"
by WestToEast February 11, 2008
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