St. Vagina Day 

My proposed holiday whereas the male gets to choose the gift of vagina vice having to spend money on all of the typical shit that he must purchase for his love interest in honor of long standing valentines day traditions (roses, chocolate, etc.). The only reason he purchases all of this shit in the first place is in hopes that he will receive said vagina. Let's cut to the chase and go straight to the vagina.....hip, hip motherfuckin hooray you wooly nut-fuckers!

Gary: Only 3 more weeks until St. Vagina Day...I am almost pissing my pass with joy..

Gary's wife: We have been married for 4 years, and you know better than to think your getting some of my whisker biscuit...

Gary: I wasn't talking about your worn out cock holster, I was thinking of our babysitters tight hatchet wound. So, shut your fat ass up and get me another Milwaukees Best & keep it down while your at it, I am trying to watch lesbian porn...

St. Vagina Day by Gary the Clamdigger January 25, 2011

moroccan vaginacorn 

A sex act consisting of an ear of corn covered in cayenne pepper, inserted vaginally. Immensely painful but, some say, immensely pleasurable. Originated in Morocco, where women would put Moroccan vaginacorn in their couscous, due to its uniquely pungent flavor after being used.

Mmm, this couscous is really good. Did you make your own Moroccan vaginacorn to put in it?

moroccan vaginacorn by Chiroxiphia July 20, 2010

Vagina poop 

another (quite amusing) term for somebody's offspring

Person 1: Dude, I had to babysit the most irritating vagina poop ever
Person 2: Sucks to be you :-P

Vagina poop by Govindaaaa July 29, 2009

Cactus Vagina 

Vagina that has been shaved but now has a 5 oclock shadow and prickles your face like a cactus while eating a girl out.

Ryan "Hey did you eat out Taylor last night?"
Jimmy "yeah...it sucked...she had a cactus vagina."
Ryan "thats the pits bro"

Cactus Vagina by theman9998743892 January 30, 2010

vaginaboob 

The inexplicable nasty taste in your mouth after a night out getting wankered.

-Mate, you were fucked last night, how ya feeling? -Rough man, I really need to brush my teeth; I'm tasting major vaginaboob.

vaginaboob by Hallzy January 24, 2011

bloody vagina fart 

A queef during a womans period.

She let out a nasty bloody vagina fart when I was earning my Red Wings.

bloody vagina fart by Zach "Tay Tay" June 19, 2008

vagina 

The body part all boys wish they had and all girls are proud of

A girl wearing a skirt kicked the boy in the balls. As he was on his knees holding his balls in pain, he looked up at her. The girl lifted her skirt; she had no underwear on, and the boy could clearly see her vagina opening. He immediately envied her vagina, which never hurt as much as his balls did when kicked.

vagina by Inferior Boy September 16, 2006