ur mom

Joey: hey jesse i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Jesse: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Joey: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Jesse: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Joey: *awkwardly laughs*

Biden: hey Trump i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Trump: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Biden: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Trump: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Biden: *awkwardly laughs*

by （＾Ｏ＾） December 05, 2020

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

by MikaLikeTheSushi December 27, 2021

ur mom

i have lick ur mom p*s*y

i like ur mom p*s*y

by kiwi whales September 06, 2021

Ur MOM

the big Geiy

Joey: Ur MOM
Jonny: no U

by Grandmas mothball April 25, 2018

ur mom

a comeback for anything

Q you smell
A so dus your mom

by Ocean!!! March 06, 2023

Ur mom

A joke 12 year old ipad kids think is hilarious

Nick: what did you do last night?
Tyler: ur mom, ooohhh

by Braeeeeeeeee July 15, 2022

ur mom

jo mama

Person 1: Watcha doing tonight?

Person 2: UR MOM

Person 3: get ROASTED MY DUDE

Person 4: Well uhhh…. UR MOM

Person 5: where are u heading after school?

Person 6: ur moms house

Person 5: Why?

Person 6: cause…ur mon

by backnandeggs_ April 30, 2022