Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet
15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires
15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires
by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022
This means to have an interest in someone who is older than you or someone who is in a year above you
by Biggiereds June 22, 2023
Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that burrito, I can feel it in my upper shit. I am going to have a bad time at the toilet soon.
by DongJones October 11, 2015
When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.
Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.
1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.
2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.
3. Profit
Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.
1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.
2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.
3. Profit
Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet
by PT118 May 05, 2024
by Γρεεκ φεμβοΥ November 27, 2024
"Brah, are they playing gotta jiboo again? Gawd I'm gonna smoke some sourD then take an Upper Decker'
by MomoDanceSkunkPusky October 18, 2021
Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.
Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
by very stinchy vagina master May 30, 2024