Holder-uppers

A tool of torture where you've doomed if you use it and doomed if you dont - it keeps gravity from taking control but can be quite suffocating.
THE BRA

H.: Golly, they've reached your knees?
N.: Yeah, gravity hates me
H.: Screw gravity, buy a new pair of holder-uppers!

by Iamalama December 24, 2010

upper deck

"Upper Deck" signifies being on top, having a superior position, standing on the highest deck of a ship. It's about leadership.. It's not just a position, but a state of mind. It's the "Upper Deck" status.

Sure, here's an example: "Her unmatched beauty and popularity placed her on the 'Upper Deck', making her superior to everyone else."

by rizzmeupb January 31, 2024

Mixer Upper

A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.

Amy: What’s up?

Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.

Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

upper register

When someone is talking about an upper register, they are talking about breasts.

Theres one picture where u can see my uh.. upper register...

by spongeboob333 April 4, 2009

upper seahorse

when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.

Yo dude, i totally upper seahorsed that girl last night. she took it like a champ.

by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011

Upper deck

The act of shitting in someone's mouth.

Harrison: Ay Tony whatcha doin for your birthday?
Tony: Well I want you to upper deck my fuckin toilet
Harrison: Shit if you say so

by theachiever September 25, 2022

county upper school

The breeding ground for twats who have not yet realised their full potential of the #420BlazeIt clan thus must pass the entry exams of faze in order to learn the powers of shrek's infinite marijuana stash. Furthermore it hosts lots of events such as the annual human centipede and the weekly orgy in our central library. Next to this library you will find a lovely car park where everyone is free to dog as long as they cum in under 5 minutes.

Guy1: You got into county upper school?
Guy2: Yeah, Im gonna be the dankest guy around

by CarlosChuck October 13, 2016