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Ultimate Cuponk

A game that consist of doing trickshots with a cuponk set. Players go in rotations, if the person before you makes it, you MUST perform an act stated by the scoring player before you. If the player before you keeps scoring consecuativly the acts you perform become more and more homosexual with each score.
David and Thomas were playing Ultimate Cuponk,David Scored and Thomas kissed david's butt.
by David54 July 7, 2011
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ultimate straggler

a consigie who can't find her way
look at that ultimate straggler walking aimlessly down the street
by ontherox October 13, 2011
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Ultimate Flashpan

Same as Flashpan but just as you drop em you line the ring with wholegrain mustard for a real deep burn.
Have you been ultimate flashpanned?
by keepaneyeonus November 14, 2011
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"ultimate" fingers-crossing

Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.
My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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ultimate job

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob hand job assjob and footjob.
I came so hard last night. Watched a video of a nigga having an ultimate job.
by the sexual definition guy August 11, 2017
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Ultimate collector

Some twat, usually a child, who amasses large collections of worthless items, like toys, baseball cards, or comic books. They typically assume, incorrectly, that their ownership of those thing means they are more knowledgeable than others about the product.
Bob: "Why does that cunt over there have so many fucking Legos?"

Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."
by Legocunt August 31, 2017
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Ultimate lifeform

A being far beyond our realm
Chaos will be controlled with a Finger snap for i am the ultimate Lifeform
by SonicReaper October 29, 2018
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