Triple Jewish Bagel

A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.

John: Look, I have a Triple Jewish Bagel!
All: -gasp- All hail the Triple Jewish Bagel!

by omgitsapanda March 11, 2009

Triple Spangled Vegemite Suprise

When 3 males line up on their knees and backs in a 69 configuration with a condom in their mouth. The first person defecates into the condom in the mouth of the next, then the second to the third. Finally the third person defecates onto a piece of toast along with the contents of the condoms and then all three ejaculate on top of the turd toast. The last one to do so has to eat the Vegemite suprise while being urinated on by the other two!

Man, there were no girls around at that party last night so three of us blokes decided to go and play the "Triple Spangled Vegemite suprise"! Dig didnt like losing at all!

by ticklemaster87 December 10, 2010

triple-double-D’s

enormously large, delicate breast that every man, woman, child, animal, and inanimate objects want to snuggle, suckle, and gaze deeply upon

Did you guys see Roberta, she’s got triple-double-D’s!

by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

the triple play

the act of having three dicks in one vagina.

we picked up a hooker and gave her the triple play.

by pablo gonzalez April 29, 2008

double dog triple dare

when someone double dog triple dares you to do something, you have to do it no matter what

ryan: I double dog triple dare you to ask her out
wills: dang it ryan, now I HAVE to ask her out no matter what

by princessesga November 23, 2020

triple dub

The World Wide Web. Derived from the acronym WWW. The term is mildly ironic, since it uses the cadence of gangsta slang to refer to something decidedly un-gangsta.

You can download our MP3s from the triple dub.

by Greenie March 24, 2004

Triple Threat

The use of a combination of any three drugs, most commonly alcohol, marijuana, and shrooms.

We were running a triple threat last night, it was insane.

by Slash0 July 12, 2005