Tape The Bat

to masturbate

dude yesterday ur sister came by and i got a boner. i had to tape the bat when she left. sorry.

by carpetrug September 28, 2008

Duct Tape

Fixer of things.
If you cant fix it with duct tape, you didnt use enough duct tape.

Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: I see the problem, use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!

by C.Sherlock April 28, 2007

tweeker tape

Is a simple roll of tape. usually duck. That(in the hands of a tweeker) magicaly becomes the quick fix salution to anything from, a upulstery patch to a substitute for tie downs, when picking up the couch and stuff that was found sitting by the dumpster.

The fridge has no arm on the bottom of the door, grab me a curtain rod and the tweeker tape. I will fix it.

Can You believe it, Mike used the tweeker tape to pin up his bumper after the wreck.

by jrsbabe March 10, 2010

gaper taper

Someone who gapes people's buttholes and then tapes them up. It is a skill that requires great quickness and timing.

Ancient Japanese Samurai reflex training is said to be a common exercise in improving as a gaper taper.

Claude: Man I'm just not the gaper taper I was in my youth.

by Mick Onium October 24, 2012

Dick Tape

Def.1: Used in response to one is who over expressive and needs to be brought back to baseline. Akin to having a massive boner in public when totally inappropriate - one should tape that boner against their waist or belly (depending on length).
"Dude, grab some dick tape and calm the fuck down."

Def.2 : Similarly to definition 1, When a woman is over zealous, she must tape a dildo on and achieve orgasm to calm down. "Grab some dick tape, strap it in, and take a step back, girlfriend."

by Horpel Krufkin October 1, 2016

world trade

is when 2 planes flew into the two buildings

world trade

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

tit tape

Adhesive tape stragically placed to support naturally sagging breasts. Frequently used by female fashion models and wannabees to make their love pillows appear as perky as the the day they first noticed they had them.

"Hey Heidi, where's the tit tape? I can't go out there with these spaniel's ears" "I don't know Laetitia, I think Naomi used it all"

by Don Jimenez September 29, 2006