blockbuster trade

you're about to receive possibly the worst trade known to man in fantasy football

"Liam I just sent you a blockbuster trade!"

by jecoch08 September 21, 2022

cade trade

An absolutely horrific trade that only a fool would accept

Example; “Najee Harris for Jonathan Taylor” “no man that’s a cade trade”

by Theswiftbuttox September 21, 2022

Fidget Traded

Trading a penis for a vagina, or vice versa.

Bradson:" Bro, Johnaquin! You'll never guess what I did last night to this hot chick last night! "
Johnaquin:" Whatd you do bro? "
Bradson:" I **Fidget Traded** with that chick and now I have a vagina!! "

by ikissmen December 27, 2022

impulsive trader

a person who trades adopt me pets without thinking it through. this often leads to regret

“i used to have a turtle in adopt me, i impulsively traded it and i have now downgraded. i call myself an impulsive trader”

by editorfanpage April 8, 2023

lucasville trade days

the best trade days around. located in lucasville ohio 💖💘

person 1: "hey are you going to lucasville trade days in lucasville ohio?"
person 2: "yes! i bought a vendor space yesterday

by akamatsuss April 27, 2023

Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

Scissor trade

When two men scissor in the right position so that their penises go into each other’s butts.

1: “Hey dude, you wanna scissor trade with me?”

2: “I’m glad we were scissor trading yesterday.”

by Jakrispy October 2, 2023