toothless sealion

An unkempt minge

Maude's got a proper toothless sealion going on down there, you can smell her biff on the chair when she was sitting in

by PYeti March 24, 2023

Squeezing toothpaste

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.

That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021

Human tube of toothpaste

When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.

I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste

by Randomdude3328 January 5, 2022

colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

by Vaxen August 20, 2014

wet toothbrush morning

The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.

Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?

Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.

by Guy Snyder September 15, 2014

toothbat

A toothbat is exactly what it sounds like , it’s a bat , like a baseball bat , usually pink and gummy and covered in teeth , they can be sharp , they can be molars, they can be small , big , crooked, nice .

<as said by waterparks frontman awsten knight to youtuber crankthatfrank>

hit me with your toothbat , yea I know you'd like that

by kellinquinnisuwu October 25, 2019

Old Garden Toothpaste

Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.

"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."

"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"

"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"

by Old_Garden_Ladie August 2, 2019