Toolshed

Mobile legend hero skin from my bf named Stan Marsh from my rp south park

Toolshed: You've been a naughty girl, haven't you? *spank*
Me: Mmmm... Yeah, I've been bad... Spank me harder... Ooooh...

by wendychan2011 March 13, 2024

Tools

Overt cowardice and theft with a dash of blatant lies?

Hym "I'm not the one who's supposed to have a problem with the tools. You're supposed to have a religious objection to those things... Unless... The thing I said about you not actually believe that shit is true! Then the religion IS just a tool you use to cram your will or desires down people's throat by attaching yourself to God. That's called 'Hym being correct again.' You're acting like what you're doing is a reaction when really it's just the status quo and I was right all along. Like, you're not reacting. My initial assessment was correct."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

Tootsie pouch

slang for butthole i.e. place you poop from.

Yesterday I had to go to the bathroom so bad my Tootsie pouch was ready to explode.

by King Ross 207 February 25, 2025

Toop

To take a poop while your feet rest on the tub next to the toilet. Tub+poop=toop

Ahh there is nothing like a good toop in the AM after you smashed half a pizza last night

by Alenomaly April 17, 2025

Tools

Yeah, dipshit, that's what I meant when I said you people are literally who the demons from Frieren are based on.

Hym "And you clearly haven't watched it yet because the basic philosophy of the show is that people for whom words are nothing more than tools need to be killed without remorse! Which is why I'm going to saw your head off! You and Stephen!"

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.

Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."

"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"

by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025

toolsome

Someone who is, dresses or acts like a tool.

My brother is so Toolsome! Those rings, that gay trucker vest and the Bluetooth headset that seems to be glued to his ears!

by Jendelion August 11, 2025