by Caro.Carol December 8, 2012
Get the fudge-tongue mug.When a mans urine stream splits in two, commonly either side of what is being aimed at. Most often attributed to post coital micturation.
"Sorry love, I was aiming for the toilet but I got the dreaded serpents tongue and now the floors wet"
by Madtskovicz February 6, 2013
Get the Serpents Tongue mug.A discoloration of the tongue caused my acidic foods. If you suffer from this condition, you must seek medical help immediately. Avoid all contant with other tongues. Some foods that may cause Green Tongue include but are not limited to granola bars, various brands of gum, burritos, lemon tea, cherrios, etc.
by dangbruh April 23, 2013
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Get the Genital Tango mug.When a person, whilst alone in a public restroom, upon completion of the act of defecation, discovers that there is insufficient toilet paper to finish "wiping", and said person must pinch their buttocks together, hike their pants mostly up, and quickly hop to another stall so they may finish their "wiping" endeavour.
Todd, after eating a large bean burrito, discovers that he has run out of toilet paper. After his calls for help go unheaded, Todd has to "two cheek tango" to the neighbouring stall.
by Ezekiel Stone May 31, 2010
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