Tom nook

A secret Arabian spy used to figure out the American capitalist system to exploit the stock market. Also extremely skilled at being a stupid fucking bitch that will scam all your fucking bells.

Damn that fucking bitch Tom nook stole all of my FUCKING bells again! AHHHHHHHHH

by anon01992065278 May 6, 2020

tom kaulitz

this man is the hottest alive and you cant prove me wrong. all the other definitions of this man were fr written like 15 years ago. hes part of tokio hotel and their main audience were girls. hes now married to heidi klum and has like 4 step kids

girl 1: heidi klum stole my tom kaulitz!
girl 2: bitch stfu he doesnt even know you exist you dont fucking own him

by ifkxoxo August 17, 2023

Danger Tom

a name given to any individual who is straight up fucking crazy. It is also required that said "Danger Tom" is a boyscout and incredibly good looking as to the attract ladies or "bitties".

Having a very large penis is also common / necessary.

"Hey man we should start a fire its getting late!"

"Don't worry well just get danger tom here to do it for us"

*Danger Tom uses Axe spray to start a campfire while burning down half of your tent*

by thickwick October 1, 2010

Tom Hiddleston

a tall sexy british man who’s only goal in life is to ruin your love life by being the definition of high standards. he is the most wholesome man you will ever have the pleasure of you’ll ever know.

Tom Hiddleston is the most wholesome of the MCU characters.

I will never find a partner because of Tom Hiddleston.

by spencer raine November 24, 2021

Tom Poolery

The act of 2 grown men preforming sexual acts upon each other at a truck stop. Contact is usually initiated by flicking a BIC lighter

Bob: did you see them 2 fags blowing each other when were drove past that truck stop
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was

by Jimboslice1985 October 16, 2019

Tom Baker

A long, wide, wool scraf, simlar to the one worn by Tom Baker on Doctor Who.

Wow, I love your Tom Baker!

by LongLiveRock July 26, 2005

Tom Hardy

To do a "Tom Hardy" is to have enough confidence in your own ability as a human and the sheer arrogance to refute the need of any form of social media/app to attract a member of the opposite sex.

"So are you on tinder/twitter?"

I hate to do a "Tom Hardy" but I don't need that to get a shag.

by admicu April 15, 2014