Female Toilet

A toilet for a female.

After drinking 4 cups of coffee, Lynn used Jeff as a Human Toilet. Jeff almost choked, but he survived.

by Douglas February 13, 2005

toilet meat

An ample loaf that is left in the toilet. (Which deserves two flushes)

"Man, Whoever left the toilet meat in there needs to go back and flush!"

by Poopinspector#9 March 20, 2010

toilet talk

(n) Speech punctuated by nasty or prurient language.

"You boys stop that toilet talk, hear?" said Dad.

(sample toilet talk:)

You're a kind and sensitive asshole even though you're a beautiful motherfucker, your mouth is actually a pussy, and your tongue a large clitoris. Shit, I'm full of toilet talk today. Sorry.

by Robert E. Porter, Jr. April 8, 2006

Off the Toilet

When a girl is so hot that if she were taking a poop in your bedroom bathroom and yelled out that there was no toilet paper, would you say, "that's OK baby, come back to bed anyway"

Off the toilet Hot.

OTT for short

Whoa, did you see Sofia Vergara on the Emmys last night. I'd take her 'off the toilet"

by dnasty tampa January 11, 2013

Toilet Talk

When two men who are sitting on the toilet for a prolonged time strike up a conversation about life, work, family, etc. Commonly takes place at an airport bathroom whilst waiting for a flight, or a taco bell bathroom after dinner.

Well, should probably get back to the wife now.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.

by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023

The Toilet Garb

During intercourse in the bathroom, the toilet seat is lifted up and the girl's head is placed in the toilet seat's hole. The toilet seat is then lowered onto the girl's neck like a necklace.

I was taking a hot dump when my girlfriend came in the bathroom. she was looking really sexy so we started fucking. Things got really hot and I ended doing the toilet garb on her with my fresh dump still in the toilet.

by K.R. Prown February 8, 2010

Clog the toilet

when the toilets is clogged

The toiled it clogged oops auto correct I meant toilets clog the toilet lol uwu

by dumb waves May 22, 2019