toilet trained

when a girl is deep throughting a cock and then she starts puking while still give you head haha

mery was gaggin on my wang and then i toilet trained her ass

by d moore March 04, 2004

Female Toilet

A toilet for a female.

After drinking 4 cups of coffee, Lynn used Jeff as a Human Toilet. Jeff almost choked, but he survived.

by Douglas February 13, 2005

toilet meat

An ample loaf that is left in the toilet. (Which deserves two flushes)

"Man, Whoever left the toilet meat in there needs to go back and flush!"

by Poopinspector#9 March 18, 2010

toilet talk

(n) Speech punctuated by nasty or prurient language.

"You boys stop that toilet talk, hear?" said Dad.

(sample toilet talk:)

You're a kind and sensitive asshole even though you're a beautiful motherfucker, your mouth is actually a pussy, and your tongue a large clitoris. Shit, I'm full of toilet talk today. Sorry.

by Robert E. Porter, Jr. January 21, 2006

Toilet Sync

Going to the toilet at the same time as someone else multilple times during the day.

dude I keep running into Toni in the toilets. We must be in toilet sync!

by DanStar August 05, 2009

Toilet cupcake

The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.

Hey steven i just left you a toilet cupcake in the bathroom tell me how it taste

by peanut pounder April 23, 2009

Off the Toilet

When a girl is so hot that if she were taking a poop in your bedroom bathroom and yelled out that there was no toilet paper, would you say, "that's OK baby, come back to bed anyway"

Off the toilet Hot.

OTT for short

Whoa, did you see Sofia Vergara on the Emmys last night. I'd take her 'off the toilet"

by dnasty tampa January 11, 2013