Female Toilet

A toilet for a female.

After drinking 4 cups of coffee, Lynn used Jeff as a Human Toilet. Jeff almost choked, but he survived.

by Douglas February 13, 2005

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toilet meat

An ample loaf that is left in the toilet. (Which deserves two flushes)

"Man, Whoever left the toilet meat in there needs to go back and flush!"

by Poopinspector#9 March 20, 2010

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toilet talk

(n) Speech punctuated by nasty or prurient language.

"You boys stop that toilet talk, hear?" said Dad.

(sample toilet talk:)

You're a kind and sensitive asshole even though you're a beautiful motherfucker, your mouth is actually a pussy, and your tongue a large clitoris. Shit, I'm full of toilet talk today. Sorry.

by Robert E. Porter, Jr. April 8, 2006

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Toilet Sync

Going to the toilet at the same time as someone else multilple times during the day.

dude I keep running into Toni in the toilets. We must be in toilet sync!

by DanStar August 5, 2009

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Toilet Talk

When two men who are sitting on the toilet for a prolonged time strike up a conversation about life, work, family, etc. Commonly takes place at an airport bathroom whilst waiting for a flight, or a taco bell bathroom after dinner.

Well, should probably get back to the wife now.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.

by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023

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