Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice
*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice
*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*
by Not Bruce Wayne December 28, 2019
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Get the BATMAN mug. When both of them all defeated all the evil of the world. Batman invited Superman to his batcave,and when Superman came to his house,he said Superman to come inside his room and by the bed,he unbuckled his belt and removed his underwear and showed its 20-centimeter dick and Superman was fascinated and mesmerized,he then said to Superman to suck it until Batman cummed and released the jizz,Superman followed and sucked his dick,There was a lot of moaning and it was so loud,it came out of the batcave,Luckily,his Butler was not yet in his Base. Superman was pleasured and Batman was pleased,He then Put on back his Underwear and Belt and put his hand on Superman’s Dick zone. Superman blushed and moaned,and Batman started caressing and rubbing it,Superman was hardly blushing and had moaned a lot of times. Then Batman started Masturbating it and Superman was thrilled and pleasured,he then said “Oh yes daddy!!” Then moaned as his jizz came out,then Batman sucked it up and “Mmm.. Yes,Good boy”.
Then Batman started to unbuckle his belt and took off his underwear,and Superman too did the same,then they did the 69 pose and sucked eachother’s penises and gooned after. Then put on their belt and underwear,Then the Butler came in and was blushing. He too joined in and undressed his pants and his underwear and masturbated,Gooned and edged.They all took turns having anal sex. And that is the end.
Then Batman started to unbuckle his belt and took off his underwear,and Superman too did the same,then they did the 69 pose and sucked eachother’s penises and gooned after. Then put on their belt and underwear,Then the Butler came in and was blushing. He too joined in and undressed his pants and his underwear and masturbated,Gooned and edged.They all took turns having anal sex. And that is the end.
Batman and Superman are mostly rivals so In this reality,I made them have relationships close together,Thus the Name “Batman and Superman Sus Story”
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To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.
To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.
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