stench tickler

The slight tickling sensation experienced when an erect Washington Monument style turd timbers forward and glances the fuzzy underside of the vulnerable scrotum.

My second and most recent stench tickler left an offensive smear above the toilet's waterline.

by jontippi November 16, 2006

Blood is thicker than water

Original quote: "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"
Original meaning: Today it means basically ,"family over everything and everyone". Originally it meant the opposite "the bond you have with true friends is stronger than any family relation.

Original: I will have a stronger bond with the men and women I served with at war than I could have with any family member . The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Today: blah blah family is all we have. Ya know blood is thicker than water.

by #and August 5, 2016

Tucker Carlson

Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.

"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."

by shorelines September 14, 2005

cunt tickler

little beard that mainly indians wear.

ooh gosh i do love your cuntr tickler!

by Sam234w3245234 May 18, 2005

Hot Tickets

1. Something/someone desirable. Someone whose status demands respect.
2. Chicken Nuggets from Chik-Fil-A.

How you gonna walk yo skinny-lookin' ass in here like you is hot tickets.

He was in the club tryin' to git with me like he was hot tickets.

Damn! hot tickets.

by tequilalarry May 29, 2008

chode blasting taint tickler

recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil

al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers

by brody and carl April 8, 2008

texas taint tickler

When a person tickles the taint with their tongue in a circular motion.

Sally pulled a Texas Taint Tickler on Jim last night.

by Jay Blain June 19, 2006