Two Toes Thompson

Used when referring to someone as great as the american hero two toes thompson.

Justin is so awesome, he's such a two toes thompson.

by David13 February 17, 2009

Patrick Navin Thomas

A useless sack of shit who is utter garbage at everything he does and has a really nice neckbeard.

Your mother is Patrick Navin Thomas

by Fucking weirdo April 14, 2017

the rob thomas

when you tool a girl up the ass and you have to think about rob thomas from matchbox twenty in order to keep yourself from cumming embarrassingly early.

kevin: you raw dog Karen last night?
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though

by gaz88 October 13, 2017

Two-Toed Thomas

It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.

He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.

by fizzeh January 15, 2019

Max John Harding Thomas

Its max, thats all just some guy from some town.

Hey "Max John Harding Thomas" How are you?

by UncleGravy June 1, 2023

Thoma

The Prussian Royal Line of Germany. Thought to be the greatest name in German History

The descendants of the Thoma line are said to be of the highest importance.

by Proffesor Jeffrey Thomas, Yale October 4, 2008

screaming thompson

a screaming thompson is when you atend a Spice Girls concert, then get punched in the back oof the head

Guy 1: Man tha Spice Girls concert was awesome, too bad my head hurts.

Gut 2: I guess someone gave you a screaming thompson.

by j peter k February 19, 2008