White Chromosomes

there was an alien dimension, our astrosmers met them on a planet called smerstation, they were wearing turbans but when we came into contact with the smeralienese people they said they were head beanies now dont mistake them as they had white chromozone layers

Your white Chromosomes are holding you back

by smrsarenazis March 10, 2017

White Santa

When you ejaculate on your partners face and smear it into a beard.

"Hey Myles did you give Hannah a White Santa last night?

by MikeAntony March 10, 2016

white spick

A Hispanic person that acts and looks white..!

She's such a white spick.

by Pablo valazquez December 31, 2013

White Caribbean

A drink similar to a "White Russian" that replaces the Vodka with Rum. Legend has it that it was made by a great man who had only enough money to purchase half-and-half and the rather expensive coffee liqueur. So rum was added making a milder drink.

"The dude now likes White Caribbeans!"

by The Dude, the one and only! March 2, 2009

XBOX White

The color of someones skin who plays Xbox 23.7 hours a day. Skin color is not quite ginger pale but closer to vampire white. Resembling that of a pasty cracker who lives with their mom in the basement. The opposite of homeboy black.

Upon exposure to the sun, John began to experience the sensation of sizzling skin and the smell of burning flesh, two side effects of being Xbox white. Prolonged sun exposure can lead to spontaneous combustion in extreme cases. There is no known cure for Xbox white.

Paul: Dude John whats up with your skin?
John: Hey man shut up, at least i am not melanoma tan.
Paul: Touche, I am aiming to be homeboy black by the end of summer.

by DukeNukem455r March 30, 2013

white bummer

A movie or "film" that creates feelings of sadness or guilt. These movies target privileged white people who have no other outlet for this type of normal, human emotion.

"This white bummer really hits me in the feels, ya know?"

by DJ DadMouth July 16, 2020

urban white

Not hood white but not country club suburbs white. Just white enough to wear speerys but can also wear Jordan's and Bape. Most likely an asshole

That fucker ain't hood he just urban white

by Bobi the hood white November 19, 2016