Redwood trees

Tall chicks, can be attractive or unattractive. Usually taller than 6 feet.
Man, theres tons of redwood trees up in the club tonight..
by HowsMymustache August 14, 2011
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tree rape

The process of any forced penetration by any botanical entity.
Bill - "Have you seen Evil Dead?"
Jedidiah - "Yeah that bitch got tree raped"
by blackfooted December 04, 2013
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Tree-man

my noob best friend who I gave a youtube channel that sucks.
Tree-man is the nooby one in the group.
by BladeOverlord May 14, 2019
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tree hugger

A Enviornmentalist AKA Hippie
Why don't you just go hug a tree, you damn tree hugger
by ac February 09, 2004
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Tree Wizard

A tree warrior; superb in Vietnam and other jungle combat scnearios

Gandhi Tree Wizard
"That tree wizard just popped out of nowhere and slashed me with the plantation sickle!"
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joshua tree

You ever been to the Sahara desert before? NO? What about that cave those female climbers went to in "The Descent?" Well fear not friends! Joshua Tree is all of that and so much more! With our state of the art roadways that take years to fix a single pothole, the great humid sweat glistening off your CD changer neck temperatures, the amazing view you get of your neighbors window yelling at their spouse or cat for not flushing the toilet, yes sir! All that and a mexican restaurant that's open 24 hours a day! Welcome to Joshua Tree, where everyone retires!
"HEY BILL! Man I love being in Palm Springs!
Bill - "You moron, we're in Joshua Tree, stop taking drugs."
by Gif me a hard time. June 30, 2017
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Witness Tree

a solitary tree amid remote or wide open landscape. Usually a witness tree has been around for many hundreds of years and is the only witness to the history in that area. This phrase can also refer to other objects that have stood the test of time to be the only witness in an area; for example a witness rock.
While driving through wide open prairie of South Dakota, we stopped to have a picnic under a witness tree.

Bob caught his limit of walleye while sitting on a witness rock at wolverine bend.
by lakejammers August 15, 2011
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