telephone lies

This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.

Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."

by von groovy August 7, 2024

Big lies

Basically when some shithead wannabe know-it-all has the audacity to say something ignorant in your face and the only way to express your saltiness.

Typical 3-year-old from the Roblox community "Hey Toby ur mom gay! xD"
*Salty level skyrockets astronomically*
You: Big Lies

by MinecrafGangsta September 28, 2019

li

Funniest and craziest person, usually has blue eyes and is super kind. Li can be super annoying though, alsways a late bloomer aswell

Li (lee)

by Georgia Wednesday June 1, 2020

william li

"Zeus Alpha" – A man of striking attractiveness, possessing a well-sculpted, muscular physique and an impressive physical endowment. His confidence radiates effortlessly, making him the center of attention wherever he goes. With natural charm and undeniable allure, he captivates women with ease, effortlessly drawing admiration and desire. His presence exudes dominance, style, and an almost mythical level of magnetism, making him a living embodiment of raw masculine appeal.

That guy is so hot! His muscles are so big and all the ladies are staring at him. He must be William Li

by xdswag0212 March 6, 2025

See, HE'S the BAD one and the BAD ONE ALWAYS LIES

But I'm the GOOD one and I tell the truth! I just want peace and love and happiness and, um, puppies...

A retard "See, HE'S the BAD one and the BAD ONE ALWAYS LIES!"

Hym "You're... A fucking retard..."

A retard "SEE! SEE! He says the bad words! You can't say that about people cus that's bad and it makes people feel bad. How would you feel is somebody said you were a retard?"

Hym "I would just laugh."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

Lies

A highly incompetent individual who is extremely lazy, until you find they are cracked at some hidden trait which makes them seem extremely intelligent.

You know Jim? He's like lies, he's cracked at hacking people and stuff.

by thegloriousmodelO February 22, 2022

lova-li

This is a girl who is very hot and sexy, but at the same time she is very nice. She can be a bitch if she wants to, so if you think she is a bitch she probably wants you to think so. Her body is too die for and all girls want too look like her. And all guys want too fuck her. Sometimes you can see her in a relationship but usually she just goes for one night stands and letting guys touch her. She loves guys attention. Just grab her ass and they will make her happy.

"O look there comes lova-li"
"O she is so pretty"
"What do you think she is lova-li"

by Kuksugaren April 23, 2017