To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".
"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
by ToadNose January 17, 2024
Get the Not my barrel of toadsmug. A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
by HandleBroom July 31, 2016
Get the double barreled twinkymug. by MeinFeurer January 28, 2022
Get the Double Barrel Shotgunmug. The phenomenon where you pee for the first time on a night out, and after which you need to pee every 15 minutes.
"Man, I broke the barrel too early, I've been going to the bathroom all night"
"Don't go yet, you don't want to Break the Barrel too early"
"Don't go yet, you don't want to Break the Barrel too early"
by David2024 June 3, 2024
Get the Break the Barrelmug. slang for finishing explosively after an intense round of action, leaving behind way more mess than anyone thought humanly possible.
Man went so hard pulling the pump, he bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pump — OSHA should’ve been called for cleanup.
by ghosthole October 1, 2025
Get the Bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pumpmug. by Reyneer June 2, 2022
Get the Barrel watchmug. by sussyamogusballsjkurgay February 1, 2022
Get the american double barrel piledrivermug.