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Floridian Roulette

Players surround a Lazy Susan atop a Kitchen table or large coffee table. One player is tasked with placing one dose of any myriad of snort-able intoxicant or nasal encumbrance in a neat and otherwise indiscernible pattern affront each participant. The wheel is spun, and each knowing and willing party is given the option to experiment with the unknown specimen that has befallen the space in their immediate vicinity. The last one to remain at the Laziest of Susan, collects the bounty of the fair market value of the combined specimens consumed.
“I’ve already been on a Crab boat in the Bering Sea.My next Thrill in Life; I heard about this thing called Floridian Roulette….its Like Jumanji without all the celebrities. It takes five people, two to four prescriptions, and whatever crystalline powder we can concoct in our bathtubs.”
by Pygmy PieRisHoar January 1, 2022
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click roulette

Anything random you decide to click on.
Usually referring to the random low-view count videos you will occasionally get recommended on YouTube.

Could be of varying quality, hence the "roulette".

Sometimes will introduce you to hidden gems, which is how largely unknown music gets boosted by the algorithm (see: Mariya Takeuchi - Plastic Love, Casiopea - Mint Jams, Condor44 - db, etc.)
"found this insane japanese reggae song via click roulette"
"Today's click roulette, do I dare check it out?"
by ShuttyD March 26, 2025
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human roulette

When 5 or more men of different races cum in a jar and then inject the semen into the a female's pussy, thus not knowing who is the father and race.
Hey man you going to the game on Saturday?
- Nah man I gotta do a human roulette that day.
by wakeup_julian September 24, 2020
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Potty Roulette

A Game; When there is hardly any toilet paper left on the roll, but you refuse to change it ever time you go to the bathroom. Therefore in the end someone is left without enough butt tissue to do the job
Brad:"Oh man I feel sorry for the guy who loses that game of potty roulette"
Tim: "Ya last time I lost I had some bitchen skid marks" ahaha
by Kinky Slinky pinky July 1, 2011
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tadpole roulette

20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.
Fanny was the winner of tadpole roulette as she got a right mouthful of sperm
by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016
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Caitlin Roulette

The ultimate drinking game!!

A group of friends have sex with a single willing participant to completion. Nine months later they all meet at the hospital for the child's birth, where a paternity test is performed. When the child's father is revealed, he then has to consume an entire alcoholic beverage while all other players yell "Drink bitch!!"
Dude, these child support payments are killing me, I should have never played Caitlin Roulette.
by anonymous September 21, 2022
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Russian Roulette

When you are passing a bowl with friends, and you aren't sure if the bowl will be dead or not.
Friend 1: "Bro, pass the bowl"
Friend 2: "Man, I think it's Russian roulette at this point"
by Spununa April 26, 2015
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