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Monday

By this definition, the worst day of the week.
Girl: Gosh, is it Monday already? I hate Monday’s.

Guy: Yeah. Monday can suck a toe.
by Luna20 October 20, 2023
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Monday Party

A “Montag Party” is a last minute event that was announced just a day before it takes place and is held on a Monday

Montag Party is a surprisingly dope party and lasts until the early morning hours of the next day

Typically celebrated in shared living arrangements, it needs to piss off at least 50% of the roommates to be a success

Necessary games are beer pong and seven minutes in heaven
Dylan: Yo dude! Do you remember the legendary party at schillhouse?
Max: What party dude
Dylan: Damn boi, this party on a monday
Max: sheesh boyy, THE legendary monday party?? everyone remembers it, this shit was dope!! i wish i’ll be on the guestlist next time
by juliabiala January 19, 2020
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Monday

A day in the week.
Also known as the worst day in the whole week.
Mike: I have to go back to work on Monday.
Adam: fucking hell, that sucks.
by peepeepoopoo2101 March 22, 2022
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Holy Monday

The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.
Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!
by KevinTV May 14, 2011
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Monday

Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.
-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-
by TheNorwegianOverlord February 20, 2018
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Monday-Ish

(Verb) Feeling in a tired, somewhat down mood. Groggy, lost, annoyed.
"Hey, how are you today?"
"Monday-ish *yawn*."
by hhiii December 9, 2016
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Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water
I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send
by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023
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