Wingman Law #1: Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.
by BrahmabullNCSU January 20, 2007
Get the wingman lawmug. by C Burn August 26, 2013
Get the Peter in Lawsmug. aka - Blazer's Law
When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:
a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am
thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.
When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:
a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am
thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.
Avi: Yo, nice dube man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!
by Killdjan December 20, 2008
Get the Huffer's Lawmug. An over-involved parent of a spouse whose compulsive need to demonstrate their support of their child inadvertently undermines that child's marriage through over the top gifts, paying of regular expenses, or repeatedly weighing in on decisions in support of their child.
Linda and Jim never really found their own way forward. His helicopter-in-laws were always buying their daughter whatever she wanted and haranguing him for not providing for their daughter's desires.
by WisCur January 28, 2015
Get the helicopter-in-lawmug. Dogwin's law. The theorem that as an internet discussion of gay marriage progresses, the chance of someone mentioning marrying one's dog approaches 1. In some online communities, the person invoking the subject automatically forfeits their position in the discussion. After Godwin's Law.
Sprouteater2011: It's only fair that gay people be able to make a lifetime commitment to each other with the same legal benefits.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.
Dittohead240556: Yeah, well what if someone wants to marry 10 women, or their DOG? You think they should legally do that too?
Sprouteater2011: ~sigh~ You just invoked Dogwin's law.
by pwnofallages October 12, 2013
Get the Dogwin's Lawmug. The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.
Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.
by General Macavelli July 9, 2018
Get the Scobienz Lawmug. A term popularized by reddit and rslash that means if you cut down someone's private trees you will get a whole lot of money like a huge amount of money like a hunkajanga of money like hummangajungasungatungafungatlamunga amount of money in the range of in the 100 thousands
by Dootdadoot April 21, 2021
Get the Tree Lawmug.