A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.
Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
by Brever February 22, 2019
Get the Crank Ratsmug. The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021
Get the Crankingmug. People or a person that shows no respect others....especially in a shared house...also known as mongs, retards and scroats.
Meredith "Hey guys it's -3 in this house what's the deal about turning the heating off on a daily basis?"
Guys " Erm.... what do you mean?"
Meredith "I'm fucking freezing that's what I mean?:
Guys "Oh I see....we will make sure it's on from now on".
Meredith" Your all a bunch of cranks....i'm going for a wank".
Guys " Erm.... what do you mean?"
Meredith "I'm fucking freezing that's what I mean?:
Guys "Oh I see....we will make sure it's on from now on".
Meredith" Your all a bunch of cranks....i'm going for a wank".
by X GON GIVE IT TO YA January 7, 2016
Get the Crankmug. by Pipsnob December 6, 2020
Get the Crankingmug. A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”
by StickCranker March 7, 2024
Get the cranking stickmug. by Twatgoddess August 23, 2021
Get the Crankmug. .
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Get the 《¤》Crank《¤》crAnk《¤》cranK《¤》mug.