Witches Curse

Witches are an abomination against God.

All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.

Law.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

The Crimson Curse

Whilst once having sexual intercourse with a person of red hair, you come to find out they have given you an STD.

In college I slept with this girl named Becky and she gave me the Crimson curse. I had to go to the doctor for checkups and medicine every week!

by Mars rover August 25, 2015

Cursed Hash

the crumbs of accumulated weed in a dirty pipe that some may use in vain to get high

man im all out of weed maybe theres some cursed hash left in my pipe

by crungles dungles April 13, 2025

Doyle Curse

A phenomenon whereby members of the Doyle family can not watch or attend a professional sports game without their home team losing.

Damn, the lions would have a Superbowl win if it wasn't for the Doyle Curse.

by Firedtarsier January 21, 2024

NoVa Curse

People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.

Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”

Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”

Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”

Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”

by jaymo93 September 20, 2020

Montovano Curse

Great men who can’t finish after an evening of lots of grog and die young

“Hey man aren’t you worried he might get that girl pregnant?”
“Nah, hes got the montovano curse”

by Marold Sapuski January 11, 2022

cursed woody

A badass version of woody from toy story, he is vengeful

“Shut up buzz ill kill you”

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Cursed woody doesn’t even phase me, heh, just a glimpse into my dark mind

by Wooowoowoowowowoe December 5, 2023