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toilet tank

A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.
I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.
by TigerSkeet May 26, 2018
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tank surfing

get on a moving tank and surf on top of it while it destroys everything in its path. watch out for when it runs over things and/or people
i just surfed....on a tank
"i just went tank surfing....but i think i killed a lot of people"
by who else knows Ratatosk? February 20, 2009
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tank hanger

To describe when a woman wakes in the morning with one breast exposed outside a tank top.
Realized I had a tank hanger after I hit the alarm this morning
by Manofisle May 30, 2018
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tank the forums

when you absolutely need to post something on a forum that will get flamed and/or trolled several times.

Just hope you have a forum healer to reply and settle down the flames.
Tank: I cannot find an answer, how to I build a house in world of warcraft?

Everyone replied: LMAO NOOB

Healer: calm down, he is new and asking for help. OP: There are no houses in WoW.

He had to tank the forums to get his answer.
by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009
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Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made
“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”
by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018
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shit-tanked

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.
When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.
by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009
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Rusty tank

Being a useless broken down tank painter that use to be great but not anymore and does nothing but bitch and creek and crack every movement
That Frankie used to be Frank the tank now he is an old rusty tank in need of oil.
by Time2smoke420 October 5, 2017
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