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Jake Lewis is a top bloke and is very unique. All women crave a Jake Lewis as there is no one who can do the things that he can. Some may refer to him as the ultimate baller or the swishaholic or even bin box because of his talents in basketball. he can also sink and ball into women's boxes and does so very often. Jake Lewis is as much as a player in basketball as in scoring women. Jake Lewis is a great lover and has a massive penis that can reach up to 20 inches.

(Nicola):Jake Lewis is such a Baller
(Stacey): He can ball me any day

I love Jake Lewis he is amazing

by TheUltimateBaller October 25, 2014

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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a hypocritical, egocentric, lying, adultering piece of scum who has an IQ of a doorknob and bullies people into keeping their mouths shut about how much of a cruel, detestable knob jockey with a massive superiority complex the size of his over-bloated ego, while finding spare time for hobbies such as assaulting women but somehow still maintaining a strong fan base of mentally-defected 12 year old girls who are probably smarter than him. He's an illiterate dunce who's had life handed to him on a silver platter by his equally brain-dead brother, who's made a career out of making hilariously pathetic, immature and offensive videos like filming a man who decided to take his own life while in the process Logan Paul makes hundreds of thousands of dollars off of this poor man's demise. In short, o wouldn't piss on Jake Paul if he was on fire.

Jake Paul: "if you always remain the like the bigger person in life, regardless of the situation... that just shows, am I right? "

Meanwhile...

Jake Paul: *pushes a girl over because he lost a game*

by Mark Greenberg January 02, 2018

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