sour lake texas

small ass town. there isn't actually a lake. full of the real deal pipeliners, big trucks, and drugs. if one person know you're secret the whole town knows and your brother is sleeping with your best friend while she's sleeping with your boyfriend

P1:"hey man, I'm going to sour lake Texas to pick up some drugs and hoes you comin'?"

P2:"sure man, let me get off the pipeline and drive my big truck up there'"

by bigtrucksandhoes February 18, 2018

Mabank, Texas

A small town where kids pull up with a lip full of dip in their 4x4’s to school, and no one gives a crap because they’re probably related. Yee yee Bubba.

Have you ever been to Mabank, Texas?
No one has

by Tko10 February 16, 2019

Carthage, Texas

Shitty ass town where you can’t 6 feet without meeting someone who fucks their cousin

Yee Yee Let’s go to Carthage, Texas

by CoatHangerAbortion April 27, 2019

Brownsville, Texas

Texas's south most city, a city of 200k people 100k of which are American citizens. Starting at its southern most point which lives firmly in the 1850's add a decade per quarter mile unitl you reach the northern city limits and you will have finally have reached the 1970's

Brownsville, Texas

by K Y Kidd December 5, 2010

Texas Turd

A person representing Texas with a shady personality.

George W. Bush is a Texas turd.

by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007

texas two scoop

When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.

I know she would be down for the texas two scoop

by mallot January 13, 2008

textapathy

When someone sends you a text, and you fail to have any interest in encouraging a long 'text' conversation.

Person 1: hey, I've had the worst week ever... I'm about to flip my shit. Uggghhhhhhh... anyways, what's going on with you?

Person 2: nada.

Person 1: oh.... well, did you here about Mark and I.

Person 2: nope.

Person 1: We got into a huge fight a couple days ago ... he started going on and on about some stupid shit I couldn't even follow. Plus he was drunk, and all like 'why are you such a bitch' and blah blah.... and I was all like 'why are you such an asshole'.... and it went like that for an hour. so I just told him to get bent and bounced."

Person 2: oh, that sucks.

Person 1: yeah.... well, shit happens... right. what's wrong with you, is everything ok?

Person 2: I'm fine... guess I just have textapathy.

by udftw January 17, 2009