Archie Templeton

biggest cock in the world. he could stick it anywhere and no one would get mad because of the sheer girth of it alone.

Fran wants Archie Templeton's cock

by m.barts11 May 7, 2024

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Michigan Temporary Log Jam

When you grab a handful of snow with a mitten and proceed to shove it in your partners ass, then they hover above your head and let the Muddy snow drip onto your head

Hey babe it's snowy do wanna try the Michigan Temporary Log Jam.

by Gary from Michigan February 19, 2026

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Shit temple

A public place with the perfect toilet to take a shit in usually the disabled toilets

“I’ve got a turtle head popping out mate !”
“Oh dw there’s a shit temple down the hall”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

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A mysterious temple nobody knows much about, except that a strange group of hooded men practice the religion of "Tyquavionism" on Wednesdays at exactly 3:12 PM. Also, people named Tyson are not permitted, and you can only be allowed in if you possess the all-mighty Tar-Mobile.

Friend 1: "Hey, are you going to the Tyquavious Temple to practice Tyquavionism tomorrow?"
Friend 2: "If only I knew where it was, then I would. Also, it's only open on Wednesdays at that special minute; 3:12 PM."

Friend 1: "Oh yeah, I'm such an idiot...”

by owenwlsh February 15, 2025

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Swirly Temple

Similar to a swirly but with a new twist.

When you have your period in a toilet and then you shove the head of a person you don’t like or a dweeb in the toilet and give them a swirly. Just like a classic swirly but red due to the period blood so it’s called a swirly temple because Shirley temples are red.

Hey dweeb! Get outta the girls room before we give you a swirly Temple!

by Stinky Stina February 17, 2025

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