You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)
Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.
by Poopymcpissson June 9, 2021
Get the Teeth Mossmug. by Semiproleach June 3, 2020
Get the bumping teethmug. a very quriky amongus and fortnite player who has no fiends and has the biggest buck teeth like a chipmunk on crack
by mbhbbsdkb December 6, 2023
Get the buck teeth billmug. “Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2
by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024
Get the It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teethmug. by Nonchenon January 21, 2022
Get the 80 teethmug. A set of teeth that are discolored and rotten. Often, many or all of them are missing. Primarily found in West Virginia, Kentucky and other Appalachian states.
While traveling through Wheeling, WV, on vacation, I went inside a service station to pay for my fuel and saw a gorgeous girl behind the counter. I decided to flirt with her a little, up until the point she smiled, revealing her hideous mountain teeth. I left.
by sinsix February 10, 2010
Get the Mountain Teethmug. 