tart and sausage

what the british call period sex

“hey bro! is it her time of the month yet?” “yeah bro, i’m going for the tart and sausage tonight”

by myemm December 10, 2022

Re–Tarts

A cereal made from all of the crumbs swept from the floor of the poptarts factory and rebranded as Re–Tarts.

Little Baby J D Rockefeller's mom asks him what he wants for breakfast.
Little Rockefeller Boy exclaims
"I love re–tarts I love re–tarts please mom I love re–tarts"

by Axxxlerod February 22, 2023

Cajun Sweet Tart

The act of eating a Popeye's spicy chicken tender out of a prolapsed anus.

"I had to end it with Becky because she kept asking me to give her a Cajun sweet tart

by forkandahalf October 8, 2018

Poopy booty titty tart

Mmm I hate niggers

I eat poopy booty titty tart

by Jonson McNally January 29, 2023

peyton tart

A hot worderful boy that is funny. He even laughs at he own jokes and he is extremely loving and he can play soccer

That boy over there must be a Peyton Tart

by The Player For The Girls April 27, 2019

Ass tart

An annoyingly unreliable counterpart.

He was being an ass tart.

by sunwriter March 6, 2022

Fire tart

Very attractive person,

She’s a proper fire tart

by d4nn189 June 8, 2025