Skip to main content

The Bro Tug

The Bro Tug are three things Batman insists on doing everyday.
by Biboo April 15, 2024
mugGet the The Bro Tugmug.

Struggle tug

Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.
A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?

B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.
by philanderousmonk666 December 10, 2018
mugGet the Struggle tugmug.

Cowboy tug of war

When 2 men get butt to butt and deposit there nuts in the others anus. Once nuts are deposited in anus clench butthole around the sack like trying to hold in a fart at church. Once that is done proceed to pull away from each till one gives up and there nuts come out of the others anus. The person that has there nuts come out first is the loser.
I can’t believe I won cowboy tug of war last night at the party.
by Iron head May 23, 2024
mugGet the Cowboy tug of warmug.

Tug on a tuna

It means take yourself elsewhere for quite a long while bub.
You’re buggin me guy, go tug on a tuna.
by JerBel May 1, 2021
mugGet the Tug on a tunamug.

Tug Of War

The act of having sex with a woman who is nearly due, while being afraid of the baby grabbing your penis and playing tug of war with it.
How was your evening Mickey? - John
Just finished playing tug of war with your mother. - Mickey
by J19 December 28, 2016
mugGet the Tug Of Warmug.

dirty south rub n tug

Standing counter posed invert grippping partners package while wiggling a wondering thumb.
I should of known when I asked my adventurous partner for a handjob I'd get a dirty south rub n tug.
by K88land January 22, 2025
mugGet the dirty south rub n tugmug.

Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016
mugGet the Muddy Tug of Warmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email