Chicken Toes

A person, ususally a male, who has skinny, discombobulated long toe nails that cut through sheets, jeans, and in severe cases leather shoes.

Damn last night I took this fine ass brother home and he cut up my legs with his freakin chicken toes!

by Spaztaztic September 1, 2006

kings toe

Kings toe is when the second toe is longer than the (great) or big toe

Oh ! look at his feet, he has the kings toe on both feet

by Royal Line November 2, 2015

poo toe

the act of inserting your big toe up someones anus

wow look at her bending ova

yh, lets go poo toe her

by mikee16 January 15, 2009

pig toe

A pig toe is the more petite, dainty, and, hence, attractive version of the camel toe.

Her tight thong shows off her little pig toe--nice.

by eric torkelson January 25, 2005

Chernobyl Toe

A condition affecting 1 in 10 that can be directly aportioned to the Chernobyl disaster of the 1980's. The condition affects all sufferers differently but the most common affliction is a bulbous, horrid looking, small toe that can make even the strongest individual recoil in horror.

Oh my god that is one disgusting Chernobyl Toe

by Nostradamus The Wise June 16, 2007

toe up

Very similar to the use of the term tore up in that it means you are wasted beyond belief. Usually with an illegal substance of some sort, or alcohol.

It comes from the idea that when shit faced you pass out and your feet lay in a position of "toe up."

Yo man, I gonna go to that party tonight and I gonna get so toe up yous won't recognize me!

by /Mike August 5, 2004

toe cheese

The smelly crud that gathers around your toes.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003