A doomed or laughable corporate project/idea/presentation that was conceived and designed by management pinheads along with sales and marketing douchebags.
So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.
So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.
This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.
by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009
Get the Corporate Toast mug."Did you see how tall that person is? Talk about a Shrimp Toast!"
"Hey SHRIMP TOAST, gimmie your lunch money!"
"Sorry Shrimp Toast, yah too short for the ride!"
"Hey SHRIMP TOAST, gimmie your lunch money!"
"Sorry Shrimp Toast, yah too short for the ride!"
by Mental_Stew August 31, 2023
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A very interesting creature, thus being 33% fish, 33% snake, 34% adorable and 5% maple syrup. Regularly attacked by large black Barks-a-billion creature and annoying obnoxious meowing Purr-bug.
Also the defender of cocktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.
Also the defender of cocktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.
by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010
Get the Herpes On Toast mug.Ultra-rare occurence of being exceedingly charming, while at the same time being blindingly drunk. Gives sufferers the ability to get away with behavior that would otherwise be considered socially retarded.
by TC October 1, 2003
Get the toast of the town syndrome mug.a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.
1. Have you seen Toast today, i don't know if he survived the party last night.
2. Hello I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you.
2. Hello I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you.
by Regis February 23, 2008
Get the Toast mug.The usage of 'thats only' has the exact same effect of the phrase, 'so to speak', but with a humorous hint to it.
Man1: "I'm going to take a spin, thats only, on the ol' hypermotard".
Translation: "I'm going to take a spin, so to speak, on the ol' hypermotard".
Man2: "Are you, thats only, the master of your domain?"
Translation: "Are you, so to speak, the master of your domain?"
Translation: "I'm going to take a spin, so to speak, on the ol' hypermotard".
Man2: "Are you, thats only, the master of your domain?"
Translation: "Are you, so to speak, the master of your domain?"
by Nitedoosh December 22, 2010
Get the Thats Only mug.Hair parted down centre of head, and hair waves outward, creating an outline of a slice if bread. Can be used as noun, verb, or adjective.
Woah, check out his toast hair, what is it... 1993?
Ew, that toast hair is looking a bit greasy.
Can I toast your hair?
Ethan Hawke has major toast hair.
Ew, that toast hair is looking a bit greasy.
Can I toast your hair?
Ethan Hawke has major toast hair.
by manacpanic26 October 22, 2011
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