shower wife

When a man who is married, jacks off to another woman in the shower.

My husband love's his shower wife.

by red daisy January 14, 2006

High Wife

A girl that you wife up only when you are high, normally a girl who is ugly or you wouldnt go out with unless ur high.

That ugly girl over there, she's my high wife.

by J.L.R.III November 19, 2010

Errol's Wife

Errol a Fluffy Bunny

Errol

I would love to taste Errol's Wife She's so sexy, I don't think he can manage this woman 😂
Come a Western Rd mek we learn you how to be a better mon eena bed & satisfy her needs.

Too much eating under frock Star...not good learn to hold it for longer..

by Janet21 January 08, 2023

rug wife

When you don't enjoy being intimate with your wife so you take to a rug to enjoy yourself.

Jim: My wife is so boring, I want a divorce.
Mike: Don't divorce her, that would cost too much, just get a rug wife.

by Netflixandill March 18, 2017

lokis wife

lokis wife is jewel burris

“jewel is here!”

“who’s jewel?”

“lokis wife dumbass”

by 𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑢 May 31, 2021

Journeyman's Wife

Are you somewhere close to me
Are you somewhere I can't see

Every sound I look to see
Hope today is maybe

Can you see how this hurts me
How I long for your arms around me

How I wish for you and me
I miss you terribly

Can I join you on your journey
Will you treat me better than Judy

You made me happy
I look for clues you may leave

Will you fight for me
Or did I finally set you free

Please just say sorry
Forever yours, faithfully

I'm proud to be a journeyman's wife, at least crazy is never boring.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 04, 2023

cancer wife

A woman you've picked out to marry in the event that you're wife dies of cancer

Shelley's so hot! I've picked her as my cancer wife.

by Questionable decision maker March 29, 2017