John head

People who wear Berghaus/North Face/Karrimor coats and constantly wear their hoods up. The phrase ‘John head’ relates to the way the hoods on these coats, whilst up, resemble a condom covering the person’s head; a slang term for which is a ‘Johnny’.

“Lad look at those John heads hanging round outside the Co-Op there.”

by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021

Whiffle head

Airhead, stupid, dumb - like a whiffle ball someone whose head is full of air or whose head the air whiffles through

What a whiffle headed idiot.

by zerominusminus June 10, 2009

midget head

A normal built person with a head that resembles that of a midget.

"Somethings off about her"
"She gotta midget head"

by maryssa May 3, 2015

Puzzle Head

Someone that looks normal at first glance and appears to be a fully functioning human being, but in fact suffers from a severe mental illness or retardation.
Insinuates that the inside of someones head is like an unsolved puzzle and does not function correctly.

-Shit! that guy is petting that ladies dog WAY TOO HARD! whats his deal?

-Puzzle head bro, doesn't even know its a dog"

by the throwdown August 17, 2010

smackey head

People that annoy, anger or frustrate you at school during playtime. This new phrase is highly adaptable and can be used in any irritating situation.

Joe is a Smackey Head for taking away my toy truck.

It’s Monday and Sarah is being a Smackey Head again.

That’s my Transformer you Smackey Head!

Come back here you Smackey Head!

by KIDSRFUNNY June 26, 2021

base head

A crack addict. This is because crack cocaine is a freebase form of cocaine hydrochloride.

Man, that guy smokes so much rock. What a fucking base head.

by The Happy Chemical January 29, 2006

dead head

One who is a fan of the 60's rock band Grateful Dead, often wear tie-dye shirts and follow the band across the country on tour.

Pete's a dead-head, he went to every Grateful Dead concert this year!

by John August 31, 2003