A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon.
Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?
Victor - Yeah thats Diane.
Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.
Victor - Yeah thats Diane.
Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.
by Scrivilicious July 9, 2011
Get the Tits of a Champion mug.Elongated drooping breasts that can be thrown over the shoulders or around the neck for warmth in inclement weather. Usually formed in the later stages in a female's life but sometimes developed from being fucked like a raggedy slut or not wearing a bra for extended amounts of time... or both. Commonly found in the northern regions of the state of California and more commonly in National geographic magazines.
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Get the tit mit mug.A term often uses as an adjective, to describe something extremely cool. When used in context, exudes the euphoric feeling of actually finding a barrel full of tits.
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Get the Tits-in-a-Barrel mug.A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).
It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?
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Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?
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by rave69uk December 7, 2015
Get the Samosa Tits mug.A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.
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