When you think your female teacher is absolutely smoking hot but in reality it's because she is the only (or least unattractive) female teacher.
Jim: "Mate, how fit is Miss Lee?!"
Dave: "Come off it, blatant case of female teacher syndrome there"
Dave: "Come off it, blatant case of female teacher syndrome there"
by FatherJim May 19, 2015
Get the Female Teacher Syndromemug. Everyone's last resort when it comes to a job. When all else fails the moderately retarded teach a class that a monkey can teach; Drivers Ed. Unfortunately the "Teachers" more like retards take the class as seriously as they can because they know that literally anyone (person or monkey) can replace them at any minute.
Fuck, I dropped out of high school, Mcdonald's fired me, and i can't apply for my Wick's Card. I guess I'll just have to teach Drivers Ed.
Drivers Ed Teacher
Drivers Ed Teacher
by Drivers Ed Teacher March 9, 2009
Get the Drivers Ed Teachermug. possibly the most elusive of all butt-shapes, music teacher butt can be described as unusually long and increasingly droopy toward the south end of the caboose. nearing maturity, MTB begins to resemble a second bosom. music teacher butt affects 1 in 3 music teachers in the United States and, interestingly enough, also occurs in 1 out of 30 female band members. to spot MTB in the wild is rare, and should therefore be deemed a special moment in one's life.
1) damn, she got that MTB! was that Mrs Denny?
2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher butt. dammit!
2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher butt. dammit!
by friznani August 12, 2007
Get the music teacher buttmug. A highly risky.....but frickin awesome relationship.
Often fantasized about, rarely pursued. Usually involves mind-blowing sex.
Most people have fantasized about it.
Often fantasized about, rarely pursued. Usually involves mind-blowing sex.
Most people have fantasized about it.
Teacher: Michelle, I'll need to see you after school about your homework
Student: OK
* After school student comes into room teacher locks door!!! (use your imagination) = Student Teacher relationship
Student: OK
* After school student comes into room teacher locks door!!! (use your imagination) = Student Teacher relationship
by heypresto December 6, 2010
Get the Student Teacher relationshipmug. Mr. Becker, science teacher.
Mr. Becker dropped his pencil and asked the girl with the shortest skirt to pick it up, then after that he asked her to stay after class and she was absent the next day.
by concerned student January 3, 2004
Get the child rapist teachermug. That one teacher NO ONE likes. Unlike a pick me girl/boy, Instead of seeking male/female approval they seek student approval. They always talk about their personal life infront of their students during class as if they asked. They will ALWAYS try so hard to be funny but it just ends up being cringe. Some are nice and some are just rude asf and try to be "not like the other teachers". They are self absorbed and over-dramatic. They are so desperate for attention to the point they have to ask students sometimes if they like their teaching or if they are a good teacher. They humiliate students ALOT. They cry and have meltdowns infront of their students over small things. Alot of them are millenials who try to act more "genZ" so they can fit in, but it just makes others cringe.
Oh. And not to mention that they are white.
Oh. And not to mention that they are white.
"have you heard of ms.Hoodberry? Yea, She's such a pick me teacher. Yesterday she had a meltdown over a students water bottle."
"I never knew pick me teachers could exist until i met ms. Hoodberry"
"I never knew pick me teachers could exist until i met ms. Hoodberry"
by XUXULIXD February 27, 2022
Get the Pick me Teachermug. A very nice teacher who trys to help you through hard problems without having you pull your hair out.
by Mike469 December 8, 2021
Get the Math Teachermug.