Jewish Onion Ring

The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.

Boy:"Oww!"

Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"

by xXf0UrTwEnTyXx May 2, 2009

cutting onions

sex, or pertaining to a sexual action

Ryan and I were cutting onions after school

by Thomas Oldham October 20, 2004

Make an Onion Cry

Something/ someone so sad that they would be able to make an onion cry. Note: onions are famous for making people cry.

Saoirse: Have you seen Jenny is crying over her looks again?
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.

by Bluecharge May 29, 2019

onion flavored rings

The name underneath Funyuns. These are sharp chips that have a taste, not unlike garlic mixed with sawdust. They will chip your gums and may or may not cause cancer.

"Mom, can we get onion flavored rings?"
"Just say Funyuns dear. It's easier on the mouth."

by killerflame157 February 22, 2018

Miami Onion Box

A bikini clad crotch at 8pm marinated in Hawaiian Tropic and infused with a day's diet consisting of Ceviche and mimosas rendered on a white sandy beach for 4-8 hours.

Tina was so wasted after her day at the beach, that she went to bed without washing out her Miami Onion Box.

by Coldread Official July 19, 2019

Onions have layers

True dat. It is as the great shrek once said, ogres have layers.

"What do ogres have in common with onions? Onions have layers!"

by DankPepeMemeLord69 December 19, 2017

Packing Serious Onions

An amazing large female booty that can make a grown man cry.

Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.

I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.

by ChiBoi27 May 10, 2011